People are strange.

Some bizarre quotes from work.

1. Old man "can I have the key to the washroom?"
Me "sorry sir, the washroom is out of service at the moment"
Old man "can I have your pocket then?"

awkward pause.....

me "what?"

old man laughing hysterically "Well I still need to pee"

2. Some random kid "Excuse me, have you seen his testicle?"

I had no response for that one.

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. There were a few more good ones. Perhaps I'll post it later.

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