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Here's a big FUCK YOU! It goes out to all the angry fucking assholes who came into petro Canada tonight. Fuck you, you fucking bastards, go buy your smokes and lighters some place else. I hope each pack I sell gives you cancer you mother fuckers. And a special fuck you to the impatient prick from pump number 9. Look you son of a bitch. Id like to see you fucking try to cut out a system, while dealing with five other customers and having only one cash register available. Go back to Ball Breakers and smoke another joint you fucking douche bag!

* The following statement represents the views of Dunning and not those of the petro canada family. We would like to apologies for any inconvenience even though Dunning would not!

Current Music: Coldplay-green eyes
Current Comic: Punisher-Ennis
Petro Canada Currently: Killing Dunning's spirit one angry customer at a time
Current ratio of good customers to bad: 1:5 (applies to night shift mostly)