Today I...

Well I wish I could make this stuff up, but today I served a guy with no hands. In place of his hands were tongs. Thus I dubbed him Tong Hand Tony and will probably create a comic based on him. I also got in an argument with an asshole customer who apparently cant learn to read. Plus his cards kept getting declined and he kept blaming that on me. Finally we had yet another driveoff from a deadbeat. Who the hell goes to a gas station and forgets to bring their wallet? I doubt he even had a wallet. Anyway Im going to go watch the England game thats being replayed. Later.

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