Battle Rap
This is a challenge for any who'll face me
I offer a battle rap with a nominal fee
I'll take on any challengers and make them disgraces
Like the Sand People of Tatooine I'll be up in their faces
I free style like Cena
I rap like Snoop Dogg
I swing the bat harder then
hall of famer Wade Boggs
So step up to the challenge
and grab the mic
because I'm that damn good
they call me Mr. Fantastic!
7 Comments:
I don't know where to begin, but man you can't rap
I got more elegant tunes shooting from my nut sack
Your poetic form is all over the place
Kinda like what happens when I nut on your face
Most of the words you have chosen don't seem to rhyme
So I say practice instead of jerking off all the time
4:40 PM
I don't know what you're saying
My free style is perfect
Im in the poll position
number one on the circuit
Your rap aint fly
so don't come into my hood
I don't think Im the best
I know, its understood
All the ladies love me
and all the fella's are jealous
don't worry about this homeboy
I aint too over zealous
Time to wrap things up
in the literal sense
Your game is too weak
You need to work on your offense
10:18 PM
Ya think you bested me
cause you write longer rhymes
well check dis shit out
Im doing double time
You may have skill
and a thesaurus handy
but you got no style
and you rhyme like a pansy
me I roll with the best
always drapped in cashmere
dont worry about your god
cause im the one you should fear
I roll out like the autobots
and come in hard and heavy
you best get your game together
cause you sure dont look ready
Im a living legend
Im simply the best
You be messing with my girl?
I'll put a bullet through your chest
I got more bling
then anyone combined
I can drop fifty thousand
or get it from my diamond mine
dont get me wrong now
Im peacefull like Gandhi
which is why all these bitches
have to get up on me
you think my game is weak?
cause I refernce pop culture
you better watch yourself
before I pick you apart like a vulture
Im the baddest mofo
there is out today
so go ahead and test me
like Burger king says you can get it your way
You may be dissin my game
and throwing your fits
Im not worried son
cause your the one with chapped lips
I defy anyone
who has rhyme like mine
Im like a Greek god
smarter then Albert Einstein
I grow tired of this rap
its obvious I cant be bested
So I leave you with the words of marvel comics
"Nuff Said"
1:14 PM
No wait, you're kiddin me?
think I'll give you mad props?
Your rap spirals down
more then Kerry flip flops
You got skills I admit
but you aint on top
now step out the way bitch
and check out what Im about to drop
Its been a long time coming
but let me speak on dis
I know Im dead sexy
girls get your freak on this
My rhyme flows quickly
its all about A, B, B, A
before long I'll have you crying on tv
like that bitch Tammy Faye
You think you're fly boy?
well Im your kryptonite
just know im living it up
while your home wackin to milf sites
Im a limousine riding
son of a gun
you got to beat the man to be the man
but you aint even half of one
Im large and in Charge
like freakin Don Coreleone
you be tryin to score
while Im already makin her moan
You call this a battle rap
but I call this a slaughter
I've bested you son
the rest of this is just fodder
Dont worry about nothing
I aint staging a revolution
I play it safe here
my rhmyes are like nuclear fusion
They're dangerous and heavy
because I make them "sick"
they'll gut you faster then
wolverine's old snik-itty snik
Dont worry about me
Im a time tested classic
my rhymes are here forever
while yours are just flaccid
Dont know what that means?
Go look it up, just for fun
it fits this scenario
cause we're about done
Im like a feature film
you're the dvd extras
Im the reason to watch
while nobody really getcha
Thats it, we're done
time for me to go
Im tired of punking you out
like Cobra Commander on Destro.
3:06 AM
I'd like to point out that everyone's raps read like Dr. Seuss stories. That is all.
5:49 PM
how many days n nights
will this life go on
caught up in a strugle
livn life as a hustler
lower class labeled as strugler
tired of livn the tipical life
blowen treez ta ez my mind
tryn ta keep my mind in a straight line haft the time
only one life make it shine
now its mine
11:00 AM
cut it out wack niggaz can relax while i apply the wax in this game cause im polished and spitting posins out of these lyrical fangs so let the words rane out and the pressure push the lames out fellow my words and quotes my lines ha ha yeah i blew your flame out you fucking your girl yeah she scream my name out now you want to take it ta weapons its cool i roll with a team of leathal weapons samuel jackson and mhale gipson crushing you wack emcees like soft vixens to stand from my lyrical attacks you need suspenion
3:43 PM
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