Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Toilets! Why did it have to be toilets?

That's it! My relationship with toilets is over. There were some good times, and some bad times; I probably shed a tear or two. But no more! Im done. Im out. I mean, I've seen some pretty sick stuff over the years, but nothing compares to the last two weeks. Even today. My god! Today I came very close to cleaning up my own vomit as I gagged at the disastrous site. It was like Hiroshima, well okay that's a bit of an exaggeration, but it was still fucking awful. So that's it, no more, its over. I plunge no more for no one!

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm curious to know why you used Hiroshima as an example. Was it because it was topical due to the recent anniversary of the bomb being dropped, or did yu actually say to yourself "My God! That toilet looks like the chaos and carnage of a Japanese city obliterated by an atomic bomb!"?

--VG

7:58 AM

 
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--VG XOXOXOXO

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