One day Im going to write an Idiots guide to prepay

Okay. Just for the record. INSERT YOUR PETRO CARD FIRST. Then Insert your payment card. Then follow instructions on the screen. Then lift handle. Then pump gas.
There are signs up on that side. All you have to do is look. Why cant you people figure this out?
Oh and why is it such a big deal to come into the store. Is it because a total of two minutes of your time has been lost? Its not my fault you cant learn the process.
So once again. Petro Card First. Payment Card Second. Follow the instructions.
God I hope I win that 40 million.

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