Saturday, July 22, 2006

sd update

Still in sd. Wont be back for 3 days. actually in a internet cafe right now as my laptop broke on the way down here. sucks ass. not having a comp i mean. will do a more of an update later but for now i'll say this. the footage i saw of snakes on a plane was awesome. this movie is going to be the best movie of the summer hands down. Also sam jackson is awesome. Though i didnt get to meet him. =(. I still got shit to do and i only paid for half an hour here. so I'll check out with saying I met snoop dogg and Rosario dawson. Will tell more later.

current Comic: hellboy tpb-mignola
Current Music: that hulk hogans daughter single that sucks.

Sunday, July 16, 2006


Just in time for Comic Con Id thought id leave you with a list of my top ten Superhero (related) movies. Just because.

10. Condorman
9. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
8. V for Vendetta (I couldn't think of anything else)
7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
6. Sin City
5. Hellboy
4. Batman Begins
3. X-Men
2. Spiderman
1. Superman (Donner)

Top 5 I'd like to see.
1. JLA
2. Avengers
3. Wonder Woman
4. Fathom or Aspen
5. A decent daredevil or hulk.


Current Comic: Fathom dawn of war-Turner
Current Music: John Williams-Superman Theme

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Durnken Dunning

okay okay okay okay oaky......listen! maybe im a little wasted. Maybe im not. In any respects id just like to say. Otters vs Oars. the fight of the 22 century. Theres not enough otter related deaths in the news today. I was thinkin that maybe they could be like the new wepoin of the 22 century. I mean shit you see a fuckin otter flyin at you at forty miles to 1000 miles an hour you get the fuck out tha way.
Hell Ali takes a bunch from an otter he goes down, goes down hard.
You know what else goes down hard. Pixie dust. There isnt enough of it in the world. I think my next investment will involve pixie dust. Screw the us dollar. Nobody cares about that any more.
Now a topic near and dear to my heart. mail fraud. Dont do it. There's too many crimes that go unsolved in this country and mail fraud is up the charts. Like a new black eye pea single it soars with out provocation or reasoning. No one finds reasoning in the madness other than jesus and maybe the fishmonger. Stupid fishmonger. Always stealing my profits. My noams can only work for so much damnt. Theres only so much anchovies i can bring in.
God damn. room is spinning. Spinning like ds9. perhaps my sheilds are failing. Im sure theyre at 62 percent. my only hope now is that that wormhole doesnt collapse. collapsing isnt cool. let it be a lesson to all. ALLLLLL! Now before i drop a mutha fuckin leg drop on you all. Id just like to say the best presidentail canadiate is the one who most resembles a muppet. Or at the very least a broom with a hawaiian shirt on it. This voiting strategy will not fail. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, holy crap im about done here. done like a donkey turning slowly in butter fat. not like me who has 3.1419856873% body fat. A greek god am i. Infact greek gods fear me. like thor. that pussy. turn me into a frog will ya ill turn you into butter fat. or heraldo.
Well im off to find my sanity and the thing that started the post. asthetic acid. An acid more pleasing to the mind then taste.

Current Comic: up yours with a vengance!-pulitzer dunning
Current music: my ass itches-the dunnings of lore

Friday, July 14, 2006

its five o'clock somewhere.

Either I need more shit to talk about, or I need more people who will listen to me. In anycase something needs to be done.
Man, registering for classes is depressing. Im trying to get a timetable that's manageable, while finishing off the necessary credits, but so far its not looking to be in my favor.
Tomorrow I get the joy of sitting at home between 2-4 waiting for shaw cable to show up. Not that I wouldn't be just sitting at home anyway. However I do have things to do. Like registration. Pack for my trip (which I've been really lazy about) and destroy all spiders in my basement.
Man its so gross down there. I think I found some kinda nest. So I'm going to put a vacuum to those mother fuckers. Then hit em up with a little fumigation so they'll know not to come back into my hood. Man Im so white. Im tryin to think of some clever way to end this post, but im too damn tired and sober. So bite me.

Current Comic: Fathom Dawn of War-Turner
Current Music: Camera Obscura-Lloyd, Im ready to be heart broken
Current Link Im obsessed with: The Movie Blog

Sunday, July 09, 2006

World Cup

Well its over. By now you probably have heard who won. However if you haven't I won't spoil it for you. Im not a real huge soccer/football fan. Infact aside from the world cup I rarely watch any of it.
My interest in this years world cup sorta died with England's loss on penalty kicks. Plus I had no real interest in the two teams that made it to the final. However, it was still a compelling game. Not sure the best team won, however I guess I was happy with the result.
Anyway did anyone see the Shamrock vs Ortiz 2 fight? Did Shamrock get his ass handed to him and did anyone tape it? I'll probably look for it later tonight online. I hope Ortiz choked him out.
Well anyway. Im off to work today and then in a weeks time off to Comic-con. I'll probably make updates from there. Maybe.

Current Comic: Cable/Deadpool-Nicieza
Current Music: Mates of State-think long

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Dunnings Review of Superman Returns

Current Comic: Fathom-Turner
Current Music: John Williams-Superman Theme